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Frequently Asked Questions...

I love working at a running store because I get to talk about running all day. I get to meet some really cool people and hopefully help them reach their personal goals.

I also get a lot of questions...a lot of the same questions. For the sake of some lighthearted humor, here are some of the most common questions (or general comments) and my would-be responses. Of course this is sarcastic and all in good jest, so don't take any offense to it.

"I'm not a runner, but..."
You say you're not a runner? Then why did you come to a running specialty store? If you put one foot in front of the other in a repetitive fashion, then you're a runner.

 "Are you a runner?"
No. I'm just working at a running store, standing on running shoes, and wearing a shirt that says "Run" on it. But no, I'm not a runner.

 "Do you work here?"
Ok, I know I look like one of the high school kids I'm certified to teach, but believe it or not I'm actually an adult.

 "Does this shoe have a good arch?"
No, it doesn't. "But I've heard [insert brand here] has good arch support." Well, I can assure you it doesn't. Seriously. Take the lining out of the bottom of the shoe and look inside. It's totally flat. There's nothing supportive underneath your arch, regardless of brand.

 "I have Planter's Fasciitis..."
Planter's Fasciitis, you say? You mean like the nut? Plantar fasciitis.

 "Can I try on these Hookahs?"
Sorry, we don't sell drugs here. You mean Hoka.

 "How much do these run?"
As much as you want them to. I know you're actually asking how much they cost, but I just can't resist terrible humor.

 "Saw-sony? Soxony? How do you say that?"
Saucony. Sock-ony. Don't overthink this.

 "Do my shoes look worn out to you?"
There's a hole in the bottom...so I'd say yes.

 That's all I have for now, but I'm sure I could add some in the future. So if you really want to push my buttons, stop by the store sometime and ask me all of these questions.
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