Inspired by all those YouTube videos, I brainstormed some things on the run today... ...It's just an easy 10. ...I swear to God, if someone quote Forrest Gump one more time... ...That's miles, not minutes. ...The trainers said I should take time off, but what do they know? ...Minimalism is for people who don't want to run actual mileage. ...[judging] What a rec runner. ...I could totally kick his ass. Well in a race, maybe not a fight. ...Kara Goucher...dayum. ...This wind blows. ...Jack Daniels? You mean the running formula? ...Have you read Once a Runner ? ...It's like that one part in Once a Runner. ...You mean you haven't read Once a Runner !? ...You gotta read Once a Runner . And then pick up Again to Carthage . ...Quit staring at my legs, perv. ...Why do cars hate us all? ...A waffle...like the Nike or the Eggo? ...Technically it's not trespassing if we don't get caught. ...You don't seriously expect me to wea...
Inside the mind and legs of a sub-elite distance runner