(That's called "litotes," by the way. It's a literary double negative that's supposed to make me sound smart. But I think it makes me sound pretentious...or just stupid. Thank you high school junior English -- it's only been 6 (?) years, and that's probalbly the first of those useless literary devices I've ever used, after we spent months learning them. I mean, seriously...synecdoche? Polysyndeton? Caesura? When am I ever going to need to know that those are?) But that small rant aside, brace yourself, reader (all 3 of you...): I got a job. It's true. That makes me like Pinnochio...not a liar, but a real boy (man? Debatable). But anyway, it's for this small internet company called Dean's Cards. You should check them out. Basically, they just buy and sell vintage baseball, football, basketball, etc cards; memorabilia; and vintage Sports Illustrated and Sporting News magazine covers. I'...